No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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