Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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