I'm going to jail i love you
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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