I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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