My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Randomize
