so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He better not be in your backpack
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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