bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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