I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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