Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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