My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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