Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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