The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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