Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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