actually, I'm a sock model
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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