dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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