i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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