Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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