You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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