Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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