The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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