He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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