he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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