Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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