At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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