I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We need to feng shui this bitch.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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