She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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