She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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