i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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