Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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