I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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