Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
did you just send me my own nude
Floor bacon is actually really good
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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