ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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