Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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