the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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