You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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