I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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