I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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