i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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