Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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