i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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