What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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