i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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