So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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