You're earring is so big in my mouth
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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