You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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