why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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