I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have post one night stand depression
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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