I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
