I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I had to cum in my sink.
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