i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
