Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
