Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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