How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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