Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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