so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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