the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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