I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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