do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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