Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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