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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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